notes to my sister volunteering at camp 1.1
So, yeah…. we miss you O.o
Especially me when I was home alone for two nights… I carried my gun everywhere
. Seriously. Even in the bathroom. It wasn’t so much that I was scared, I just thought it would be pretty stupid to die because someone broke in while I was peeing and killed me because I left my gun on the tv tray where I was watching Remington Steele. (Did you know Remington had only one “m”?)
Also you used almost the last of the peanut butter and all but one pizza (not that I was eating them at the same time). But you are lucky that I had enough to last until today…. because otherwise I would have been exceptionally put out.
Why aren’t you sending me any pins?! I am sending you so many. Because I MISS YOU. It certainly doesn’t seem LIKE YOU MISS ME AT ALL.
If you do two of the following before Wednesday, I will send you two more emails (thereby increasing your chances of getting chaired):
1. Send me a postcard
2. Send me a 4 minute video message (can include other people)
3. Send me $100
And you already said you’d send a picture of your prairie dress. I would like to think that you’re a woman of your word. Let your yes be yes and all that jazz.
If you don’t send a picture, then when you get home I will refuse to listen to any stories of things that happened while you were wearing it. Capisce?